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[–] cheesewh0re ago 

Well I think the normal person's definition of pigging out, and a hams definition of pigging out are two very different things.

Pigging out for me is just going to a restaurant, splitting an appetizer with who ever I am with, eating an entree, and then a dessert.

But to a ham it's probably a large fry, a few pizzas, big ass coke, a cheesecake. And they pig out what, four times a week? My boyfriend and I go out to a restaurant two or three times a month.

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[–] round_isnt_curvy ago 

You aren't being shamed to death for eating ANYthing, it's because you're eating EVERYthing.

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[–] tableflipper ago 

I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago 

You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cute, fit girl eats two slices of pizza. Fat ham eats two whole pizzas.

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[–] Tess-s_thyroid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because its not fucking cute when a fat pig eats. Thats another thing that pisses me off about hams is when they try to look cute or cool like a normal human but with being fat pigs it never looks right

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[–] nofatchix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cause everyone knows you have had more than your share. You should be ashamed.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because binging every once in a while is normal, but overeating on a consistent basis is self-destructive and makes your body gross.

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[–] shocky1987 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

haha yes! i actually really enjoy going out to restaurants with my husband (especially when in a new town) ... since the town we live in is pretty shitty restaurant wise, it's easy to do a lot of clean eating at home. so when we are out, i do sort of go a little nuts. like this past weekend husband and i were in boston. on sunday, we ate 3 restaurant meals, usually with an appetizer, had dessert, and got drunk. probably took in like 3000 calories. however...we also walked like 9 miles that day and split our portions (i genuinely do not understand how people eat most restaurant portions in one sitting). i've definitely spied some tubbos eyeing me with jealousy. you can practically hear them wondering how a slim girl with a hot husband is able to eat whatever she wants. the trick is to not do it ALL THE TIME ... and umm, maybe stop eating BEFORE youre stuffed beyond belief?

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[–] ImYourHuckleberry 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My favorite is hamily members who make comments aboit my diet. Like, they clearly have 100+ pounds to lose, but when I decide to go hog wild around them make comments like 'you're going to get fat eating like that!/You're going to ruin your diet!'

When, bitch please, I've eaten mostly clean for months and this is a brewery with amazing food and beer. One meal of huge calories isn't going to do shit.

Oh but wait this is the one time this month they are ordering a salad and not a huge burger with a pile of fries and 5 sodas. Clearly they then can lecture me on food choices.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"when I decide to go hog wild around them make comments like 'you're going to get fat eating like that!"

Just say "You are clearly the expert, so I guess I should listen"

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