[–] round_isnt_curvy ago
You aren't being shamed to death for eating ANYthing, it's because you're eating EVERYthing.
[–] tableflipper ago
I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.
You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.
[–] cheesewh0re ago
Well I think the normal person's definition of pigging out, and a hams definition of pigging out are two very different things.
Pigging out for me is just going to a restaurant, splitting an appetizer with who ever I am with, eating an entree, and then a dessert.
But to a ham it's probably a large fry, a few pizzas, big ass coke, a cheesecake. And they pig out what, four times a week? My boyfriend and I go out to a restaurant two or three times a month.