[–] round_isnt_curvy ago
You aren't being shamed to death for eating ANYthing, it's because you're eating EVERYthing.
[–] cheesewh0re ago
Well I think the normal person's definition of pigging out, and a hams definition of pigging out are two very different things.
Pigging out for me is just going to a restaurant, splitting an appetizer with who ever I am with, eating an entree, and then a dessert.
But to a ham it's probably a large fry, a few pizzas, big ass coke, a cheesecake. And they pig out what, four times a week? My boyfriend and I go out to a restaurant two or three times a month.
[–] tableflipper ago
I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.
[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago
You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.