[–] Monkeyguy5000 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Resident neuroscientist, socialogist and historian Monkey here. Dating back to ancient times, shitposts can often be seen everywhere. You can even see evidence of a very early iteration of SBBH in Pompeii by one Mickius Faggotus:
Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
Regardless, people continued to comment in said place. This continued throughout the ages, with men fighting for their right to post shitty comments. The Magna Carter was such an attempt. Ultimately, it wasn't until the motherfucking American Bill of Rights that set the stage for the entire world for freedom and liberty to shitpost. Since then, the world has been subjected to the greatest shitposts ever, including the works of Ernest Hemingway, Shaggy and moot.
Now on the subject of the sexes. Due to biology, women have larger a amygdala than men. This organ within the brain is responsible for emotional reation within humans. With stronger emotions and the rise of feminazism, women have gone to great lengths to go to college to get more knowledge, thereby hoping to meet other women and grow into a sort of Social Justice Consortium. Meanwhile, men are focused on travelling to the stars, because fuck you, that's why. Because of this, men are known to "go to Jupiter to get more stupider". Due to our lack of need for intelligence, but rather manliness, we have thus culminated in creating amazing works of shit. It is quite possible that men and women will continue to grow apart as less and less quality graces our lovely shitposting society.
Tl;dr men rule, women drule.
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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
As @wolflink009 already said, we girls don't shit. However, because we don't shit, it means we have extra shit reserves for shitpoasts. If he had taken even a basic biology course he would have known that. What a cunt nugget.
[–] 30GoingOn13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Where can I exchange my busted girl butt then? Apparently I'm a defective ladycreature cause I shit. A lot.
The best are the large shits you look at and realize "I could fit a much larger dick in my ass than I have been". Or the hulk-colored shits you get from purple food coloring.
[–] wolflink009 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Well girls don't shit so I assume they can't shitpost either.