[–] cheesegratertp 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
So I told this and it was banned as a black Joke -
Two men were standing on a unusually designed skyscraper and they're looking over the edge, and the one man turns to the other and says, "Did you know that you can't fall from this skyscraper?"
"You sir," the second man says, "are lying."
"No, no," the first man says, "the building channels air currents that catch you and force you back up to roof. Watch!" Whereupon the first man throws himself off of the building. To the amazement of the second man he plummets two stories, then slows, rises, and lands on the roof.
"Amazing!" says the second man.
"I'll do it again!", the first man says and throws himself off of the building again. He plummets two, two and a half stories, then slows, rises, and lands on the roof.
"Oh!" the second man says, "I have got to try this!", throws himself off of the roof, plummets 83 stories screaming, and splats on the asphalt below.
Across the street two other men are watching this. One turns to the other and says, "Superman sure hates froolaps.
[–] DinduNuffinNohow ago
I know that joke. Apparently they do too.
Odd, since Superman could hate "the Irish", "Jews", or any other group of men you wanted to substitute for froolaps.
[–] holaymackal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
While I think this censorship is best/worst thing to happen to reddit and will be responsible for more redpilling since the shutdown of the legendary /r/coontown, let me play devil's advocate.
Yes, technically you didn't tell a nigger joke, but you still went against the spirit of the new rule. This is like when I was a kid and I would get slapped for saying "GODDANGIT" because it was too much like "goddammit".
[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
"for saying words that are against 'no black posts' rule"
[–] emnitahreggin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well I think they do have a point and a right to regulate their board. I mean when you really think about it the things posted there should be so immoral that you will go to hell for even thinking it. Who here thinks they'll go to hell for protecting their family and their people from un-evolved niggerdom? Fighting against the jewish and black corruption of white western society is a good and noble cause. you won't go to hell for it so /imgoingtohellforthis isn't the proper forum.
[–] There_Is_No_Floor 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have had time to think about it, and their new rule is so ridiculous it can't be true. I believe the mods are just trolling the sub, and it's a big joke.
If not, then eh.... yea.
edit: I just messaged the mod team over at /r/ImGoingToHellForThis. I told them that it was a good joke, and can't wait to see the reactions of people tomorrow when you tell them it was just a put-on. I received this reply.....
"Don't hold your breath."
Wow. I think they actually did it.
[–] 1997ape 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I'm thinking that they did this to highlight how ridiculous and selective reddit's new rules are. The wording of the post made it seem that way.
Protecting certain groups from the same abuse everyone else gets just makes everyone realize that those groups are outsiders and lower than the rest of the groups. I'd be super offended if my people required that kind of protection.