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[–] StringerBell 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Muh skin's so fucked up, I gotta lather my gob in the shit they use to cover up tattoos. Then Uh use a few coats 'a shellac to set it all in place. On lighter days, Uh use Dutch Boy Pleasing Pink interior paint plus primer. Gawd, Uh'm so hungry, where's that fuckin' waiter?! Buuuuurrrrrrpppp."

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[–] Supersecretgf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not a fat comment, but if makeup were outlawed, I'd gain 2 or 3 points on the 10 point scale.

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[–] dinosaurbones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How can anyone let their skin become so awful...instead of covering it up with lies, why not improve your diet and invest in a healthy skin care routine? Lazy ass whale.