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[–] StringerBell 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Muh skin's so fucked up, I gotta lather my gob in the shit they use to cover up tattoos. Then Uh use a few coats 'a shellac to set it all in place. On lighter days, Uh use Dutch Boy Pleasing Pink interior paint plus primer. Gawd, Uh'm so hungry, where's that fuckin' waiter?! Buuuuurrrrrrpppp."

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[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This might help

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[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

:)

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She's got really bad skin. I'm 54 and she looks older than me.

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[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's because she's fat

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

True.