[–] Stinkybeetusfoot 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why go through all the effort of getting a grill and all the supplies out on the beach just to hear up some hotdogs. It pisses me off they don't even eat good food especially since that is probably highly illegal.
[–] Trajans 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Kick sand into the grill and walk away. Not like they could catch you at that break neck pace.
[–] Portlicide 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It'd be funnier to just pee on it.
[–] JustDroppedIn ago
Fat people trying to run in dry sand would be hilarious.