[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
A 910-pound woman had to be rescued through the window of her second-floor Harlem apartment Friday afternoon after suffering from an undisclosed medical condition, authorities said.
I figured out her condition - suffocating under 800lbs of adipose tissue.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This makes me long for the salad (teehee!) days of being shocked by the existence of 500-lb. blobs. Now it's over 900??? That's LIVESTOCK weight. Damn, 'Murica...when are we gonna stop this shite?
[–] newuser12345 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No wonder our medical staff are injured so often trying to move or clean these fucking beasts. It should be sent to a vet and not a hospital.
[–] vanillamonkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
These shitlord doctors just don't have the equipment for the job! They can't handle a REAL WOMAN like me! /s
[–] Portlicide 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How the fuck are they planning to get that thing back in the apartment? There's no way it doesn't have mobility problems and it can't fit through the door. It should have died of shame and embarrassment long before reaching this point.
[–] powa [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
[u/Pumpkin] posted the video of the landing
[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
How many real emergencies were they not able to respond to while dealing with a HAES? How many buildings burned because of fat privilege?