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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Land of the Hams; Home of the Beetus.

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[–] Elmaldito ago 

Land of the Free (refills)

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[–] Wolfeh2015 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So... aliens would literally just have to do nothing and wait?

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[–] skele 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The shock of an alien invasion would just give all the fats heart attacks. 2ez

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[–] SexySexySkeletor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't get the title. Farming hurt fee-fees?

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[–] aden [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just assumed if aliens attacked us they would want to use us for fuel or slaves or something.

Or in the case of the movie pictured, y'know, food.

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[–] SexySexySkeletor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks for clarifying mate. That's pretty funny.

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[–] Hannabis ago 

Butterhuffers wouldn't be useful as slaves or fuel, they're lazy and full of trans fats.

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[–] xxliftheavyxx 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Kinda sad. It's embarrassing that is one of the first things other countries think about when they think of the good ol' USA.

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[–] rudik 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

But are we wrong?

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[–] CatNamedJava ago 

Yes we are only numvber 2. Take that Mexico

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not at all given the statistics. But I take advantage of the stereotype positively. When I'm abroad, people are surprised when I open my mouth to speak to realize I'm American because their instant assumption is that I'm not because I'm not fat. I just take it in stride as a compliment that I'm a positive representation of my country rather than the obeasts that constantly give us a shitty reputation.

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[–] PaoPeopleHate 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

NO! As someone who just visited a state fair, you are not wrong.