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[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"We are totally committed to the needs and concerns of obese and oversized people."

So basically the article is telling you that, yeah, if you need this toilet you are a disgusting piece of shit that used to resemble a human.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Does it come with a wiping wand?

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[–] RielDtok_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That would the "La Grosse Merde," the plus-size bidet, sold separately.

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[–] Portlicide 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wonder if they make a double-wide version so two planets can shit simultaneously: "The Love John -- for the couple that craps and CPAPs together."

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[–] code_guerilla 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

On the bright side it will keep them from shitting in the shower and trying to waffle stomp it down the drain. I wonder if installation comes with reinforcement for the floor.

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[–] uvulectomy [S] ago 

...I had almost blocked that story out of my mind...

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[–] code_guerilla 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The story must live on to remind us just how truly disgusting butter huffers are.

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[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho ago 

They install these in homes? No homes I've been to have those toilets. I almost forgot those existed for homes.

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[–] iycm ago 

Please tell me this is satire

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[–] uvulectomy [S] ago 

I would. But then I'd be lying, and that would be wrong.