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[–] Reow ago 

  1. Break into the funeral home.
  2. Steal his corpse.
  3. Write a ransom note.
  4. Profit.

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[–] uberdoober ago 

I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.

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[–] Elemental_Lightning ago 

OMFG, it's just paper. Call it KARMA

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[–] Zesty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Get a P.O. box. Get a car. Write 100 letters saying: "Hey, this is and old friend of X. I lent X thirty bucks a few years ago and have fallen on hard times. I am currently working in a freak show at a traveling circus, and I am addicted to methamphetamine. I could really use the money. How has Y been doing? He hasn't answered any of my previous mails."

Send these mails periodically to a relative or friend of his.

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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

$30? I'm pretty sure it was $300, yeah that's it. $300. Hey it's not like he's going to contradict you.

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[–] MinorLeakage ago 

Sons are guilty for the sins of the father unto the 4th generation.

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[–] drug ago 

aggressively, with a shade of threatening.

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[–] voat-ist ago 

Just go through his pockets at the viewing. Good luck!

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