[–] uberdoober ago
I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.
[–] Zesty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Get a P.O. box. Get a car. Write 100 letters saying: "Hey, this is and old friend of X. I lent X thirty bucks a few years ago and have fallen on hard times. I am currently working in a freak show at a traveling circus, and I am addicted to methamphetamine. I could really use the money. How has Y been doing? He hasn't answered any of my previous mails."
Send these mails periodically to a relative or friend of his.
[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
$30? I'm pretty sure it was $300, yeah that's it. $300. Hey it's not like he's going to contradict you.
[–] Reow ago