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[–] Reow ago 

  1. Break into the funeral home.
  2. Steal his corpse.
  3. Write a ransom note.
  4. Profit.

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[–] uberdoober ago 

I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.

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[–] Elemental_Lightning ago 

OMFG, it's just paper. Call it KARMA

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[–] MinorLeakage ago 

Sons are guilty for the sins of the father unto the 4th generation.

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[–] drug ago 

aggressively, with a shade of threatening.

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[–] voat-ist ago 

Just go through his pockets at the viewing. Good luck!

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[–] ScottRockview ago 

Go to the viewing. Look at his body, turn to the family and say "I'm so sorry for your loss. Just letting you know, he owed me $30".

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[–] fancypantsmanface ago 

Just pick through their handbags at the wake.

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