[–] uberdoober ago
I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.
[–] ScottRockview ago
Go to the viewing. Look at his body, turn to the family and say "I'm so sorry for your loss. Just letting you know, he owed me $30".
[–] Reow ago