[–] Zesty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Get a P.O. box. Get a car. Write 100 letters saying: "Hey, this is and old friend of X. I lent X thirty bucks a few years ago and have fallen on hard times. I am currently working in a freak show at a traveling circus, and I am addicted to methamphetamine. I could really use the money. How has Y been doing? He hasn't answered any of my previous mails."
Send these mails periodically to a relative or friend of his.
[–] uberdoober ago
I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.
[–] Rea11yN0tMe 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Add a zero or two Mr GOT :D
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[–] Rea11yN0tMe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was the attempt at a joke and I actually meant $300.00 or $3000.00, but I guess it really was not a good one. The good thing is however that time will draw the veil of forgetfulness over those (small) errors of judgement.