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[–] Reow ago 

  1. Break into the funeral home.
  2. Steal his corpse.
  3. Write a ransom note.
  4. Profit.

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[–] Teeder ago 

I doubt you'll get the money from his family. You could search for jewelry while pretending to give a damn. Assuming it's an open casket?

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[–] duannguyen ago 

I know it's a joke but if you know of something of value in his home that is equal to $30 then you can probably ask the family for that (just said you lent him your blender or something). :)

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[–] MinorLeakage ago 

Sons are guilty for the sins of the father unto the 4th generation.

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[–] voat-ist ago 

Just go through his pockets at the viewing. Good luck!

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[–] Elemental_Lightning ago 

OMFG, it's just paper. Call it KARMA

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[–] uberdoober ago 

I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.

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[–] Dadoboy ago 

Pass around a collection plate at the funeral.