[–] duannguyen ago
I know it's a joke but if you know of something of value in his home that is equal to $30 then you can probably ask the family for that (just said you lent him your blender or something). :)
[–] uberdoober ago
I'm sure the family will host the wake somewhere nice. They'll never notice if a little something worth $30 goes missing now will they? Perhaps a bottle of booze or case of cheap wine.
[–] Reow ago