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[–] DannyMac 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You can hear him think, "Gee, I never thought about that!"

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[–] flyboy88 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ah yes just like my college years

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[–] TheLastGunslingr 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

She makes me cry...from my penis.

I'm sorry I'll show myself out.

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[–] MACK_JIGGER 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Let's make this worse.

Mom is dead. Lives with grandma.

Or.

Mom is terminal and dying, lives with emotionally absent father.

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[–] kurfu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bitch knew what she was doing. She got skillz.

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[–] 1949185? ago 

It only gets worse from there, kid.

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[–] Ciscogeek ago 

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[–] Easybee ago 

She went on to a brief but tragic career covering war zones and refugee camps.

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