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[–] laancelot ago 

This is the best answer so far, with a sad ending in bonus. Sweet...

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[–] rogue_pineapple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

'Z' because of their evasive maneuver: serpentine patterns

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[–] HowAboutShutUp ago 

Zed's dead baby.

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[–] Imperius ago 

Hmm...All the letters of the Alphabet...I'd have to say G because you can't have Google without it. Plus, their slogan was "Don't be evil." so it would be interesting to see how we were all fooled into thinking that all this time, G was an insatiable letter. Although it worked as an ever-helpful aid by day, it spent the rest of its time by plotting against the other letters. And then one night it happened. G had a dream. Why not use its helpfulness to find the weaknesses of the other letters? How, then from learning of these weaknesses, how to exploit them against the other letters. G awoke and it realized what it must do. It must trick the letters into trusting it. Then G will be able to get in close enough to dismantle the other letters by destroying their angles and forcing then back into line segments or straighten out their curves. However, after G has eliminated the last of the letters, what else would it turn to? Should we protect the circles or the triangles first?...or are could they both be essentially the same thing at a certain level? Cause a triangle can give birth to a circle.

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[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A. Because it's alpha.

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[–] 1934405? ago 

He's just the first. Omega is the end.

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[–] InternetExoSuit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Z! Because it is the omega! (But actually zeta... Shhhh... It doesn't like to talk about that)

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[–] Bunny_Pope ago 

U because nobody ever notices U.

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[–] obi-1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

F because it will f u up! (Then again maybe u)

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

W because it's the only one with more than 1 syllable.

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[–] LincolnHawk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Had to recite the alphabet in my head, it checks out.

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[–] Gerplunckamo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Y en Español has four syllables.

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[–] give-it-a-try ago 

Dó-ble-u, Dó-ble-ve, 3 syllables?

O wait... I thought you were saying "And in Spanish it has 4 syllables." I'm a dummy...