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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm wearing my yesterday socks.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yesterday my socks seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday socks

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[–] dave31175 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

NO! I'll wear jeans or shorts two days in a row, but socks/underwear/shirt are new daily.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You just haven't found your Spirit Socks yet. Your Spirit Socks are a part of you, an embodiment of your soul on your feet, and you won't ever want to take them off.

The journey to find your Spirit Socks is a long and hard road, but a worthy endeavor. Good luck.

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[–] dave31175 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Umm, I guess I have to go into the washing machine and dryer with them then?

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[–] escape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't you shower?

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[–] damaged 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

...and underwear!

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Congratulations! throws confetti

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[–] TheTzar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope, barefoot atm

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

BUT, were you barefoot yesterday? If so, you can claim you still have your InvisiSocks™ on, and you can escape my wrath. :3

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[–] TheTzar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well not the whole day, I wore socks when I went outside. Don't like the feel of shoes barefoot

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Funny, usually I do wear my socks for a few days, but I have these obnoxiously bright green socks that rather well match this obnoxiously bright green Hawaiian shirt I felt like wearing, so I wore the clean green socks.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As long as you're fashionable, I'm sure your old socks will forgive you.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But I'm pretty sure the current fashion dictates that everything must clash horribly, matching things seems to be way out of fashion, if I am to believe what the television shows me.

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes because I change my socks about two or three times a week.

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[–] Wildore 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wearing socks from yesterday means I would've slept with socks on. No sane person can sleep comfortably with socks on. Suppose you do decide to sleep with your socks on though! How are those weak ankle-stranglers supposed to keep their hold on your foot through your wild sleep flailing? Socks are no match for me + bed + 8 hours of unconscious assholery, but maybe I'm alone in that regard.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Man... sleeping with socks on is a whole different discussion that should happen! But I must agree with you. While I think I used to sleep with socks on, nowadays when I try to they've both vanished by the time I wake up.

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[–] Wildore 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes precisely. If you want to wear yesterday's socks you're gonna have to fish them out from between the sheets. Much easier to just get a new pair and consider the socks of days past a sacrifice to the insatiable God of Old Socks.

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[–] MrNatural 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eww, no. My socks from yesterday could run away on their own.

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