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[–] ltmyndonos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Black socks, they never get dirty The more that you wear them The blacker they get

Sometimes I think I should wash them But something keeps telling me Don't do it yet

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[–] bannana 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Too fucking hot for socks, mate. But in other weather I would wear some socks for two days.

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[–] drug 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

what's the smell report on those day-old socks

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Gotcha!

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No.

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[–] MrNatural 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eww, no. My socks from yesterday could run away on their own.

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[–] Wildore 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wearing socks from yesterday means I would've slept with socks on. No sane person can sleep comfortably with socks on. Suppose you do decide to sleep with your socks on though! How are those weak ankle-stranglers supposed to keep their hold on your foot through your wild sleep flailing? Socks are no match for me + bed + 8 hours of unconscious assholery, but maybe I'm alone in that regard.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Man... sleeping with socks on is a whole different discussion that should happen! But I must agree with you. While I think I used to sleep with socks on, nowadays when I try to they've both vanished by the time I wake up.

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[–] Wildore 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes precisely. If you want to wear yesterday's socks you're gonna have to fish them out from between the sheets. Much easier to just get a new pair and consider the socks of days past a sacrifice to the insatiable God of Old Socks.

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes because I change my socks about two or three times a week.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Funny, usually I do wear my socks for a few days, but I have these obnoxiously bright green socks that rather well match this obnoxiously bright green Hawaiian shirt I felt like wearing, so I wore the clean green socks.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As long as you're fashionable, I'm sure your old socks will forgive you.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But I'm pretty sure the current fashion dictates that everything must clash horribly, matching things seems to be way out of fashion, if I am to believe what the television shows me.

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