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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?

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[–] Allimania 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Its all well lubricated by sweat and other fluids.

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[–] tom908 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Aw fuck... here, have my upvoat.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why

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[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If they did, they would smell of fried bacon

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[–] jmoney 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think burning flesh smells like bacon.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They are above such petty things as physics.

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[–] Circumlocutious 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

'if you go outside and have a clothing emergency'

No, if YOU go outside and have an 'emergency'. Not everyone else has rolls of overflowing lard. Knowing this ham she probably tried to squeeze herself into something far too tight for her anyway.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

For a fit person, it might get you a few smiles if your clothes rip in mildly embarrassing places. It's not that awful if you don't have to be so ashamed of your body that you have to hide it.

Happens a lot less, anyway, since you can fit between obstacles and don't put tension on your clothes just by wearing them.

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[–] poodog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only time I've ever had a "clothing emergency" is after I puked all over myself after being witness to this fat as fuck hog woman eat 4 hamburger plates and 2 southwestern eggroll appetizers at Chili's.

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[–] SilentMaster 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

I'm so thankful that I cannot relate to this post at all.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

How about stop living in denial and get the right size?

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's what they get for trying to squeeze into sizes too small for them. Idiots. I'm sure it's somehow the pants' fault.

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[–] giggle_puppy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I can't even believe this shit is real anymore... is it?

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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It makes me feel like I'm in a dystopian novel, like a perpetual dream where things just get more surreal every day. Waiting at the pharmacy yesterday, it was an endless parade of hams, the customers were fat, the employees were fat, save a pharmacist, myself and the woman next to me with her child. She was speaking to the kid in Russian and I thought to myself what it must look like to her to see fat people literally everywhere. As if on cue, a fat woman and her 250lbs+ teenage daughter (with green streaks in her hair) waddled past.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When I'm in situations like that I think I'm in some "What Would You Do" setup. The only thing that makes me not start looking around for the cameras is the fact that I don't live in America.

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[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I haven't visited the actual blog in ages, but based on screenshots here and elsewhere, it seems like quite a lot of recent posts are troll submissions. Of course, the funny part is that the mods there see nothing strange with them and publish everything.

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[–] 1928018? ago  (edited ago)

Of course they don't see anything strange, what fattie hasn't had some piece of clothing rip on them in public at some time? Hard to tell from that perspective whether that's a troll, they read it and go "yeah, that happens sometimes".

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[–] fth8er 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If your thighs are destroying clothes and causing rubs, youd think someone would start to realise something is wrong.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, textiles are shitlords! That's the problem!

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[–] fth8er 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The solution must be to ban all textiles.

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[–] ripfreespeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bwahahaha! I love how she talks about this like a) this happens to her every week ( I mean shit! She's even got a planned routine for when it happens) and b) like this is a regular problem for anyone who isn't thin. Jeeze even a ham should be able to pick some clothes that fit. Sweat pants if all else fails.

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