[–] Circumlocutious 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
'if you go outside and have a clothing emergency'
No, if YOU go outside and have an 'emergency'. Not everyone else has rolls of overflowing lard. Knowing this ham she probably tried to squeeze herself into something far too tight for her anyway.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
For a fit person, it might get you a few smiles if your clothes rip in mildly embarrassing places. It's not that awful if you don't have to be so ashamed of your body that you have to hide it.
Happens a lot less, anyway, since you can fit between obstacles and don't put tension on your clothes just by wearing them.
[–] SilentMaster 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
I'm so thankful that I cannot relate to this post at all.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, textiles are shitlords! That's the problem!
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
That's what they get for trying to squeeze into sizes too small for them. Idiots. I'm sure it's somehow the pants' fault.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
How about stop living in denial and get the right size?
[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So.... I'm the asshole for not wearing rags that need hacked in a gas station bathroom? Kill yourself fatty.
[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?
[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
If they did, they would smell of fried bacon
[–] jmoney 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think burning flesh smells like bacon.
[–] Allimania 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Its all well lubricated by sweat and other fluids.
[–] tom908 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Aw fuck... here, have my upvoat.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They are above such petty things as physics.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.