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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?

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[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If they did, they would smell of fried bacon

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[–] jmoney 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think burning flesh smells like bacon.

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[–] Allimania 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Its all well lubricated by sweat and other fluids.

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[–] tom908 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Aw fuck... here, have my upvoat.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They are above such petty things as physics.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.

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[–] Circumlocutious 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

'if you go outside and have a clothing emergency'

No, if YOU go outside and have an 'emergency'. Not everyone else has rolls of overflowing lard. Knowing this ham she probably tried to squeeze herself into something far too tight for her anyway.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

For a fit person, it might get you a few smiles if your clothes rip in mildly embarrassing places. It's not that awful if you don't have to be so ashamed of your body that you have to hide it.

Happens a lot less, anyway, since you can fit between obstacles and don't put tension on your clothes just by wearing them.

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[–] poodog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only time I've ever had a "clothing emergency" is after I puked all over myself after being witness to this fat as fuck hog woman eat 4 hamburger plates and 2 southwestern eggroll appetizers at Chili's.

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[–] SilentMaster 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

I'm so thankful that I cannot relate to this post at all.

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[–] Bambii 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not having your clothing rip at the seams.

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[–] fth8er 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If your thighs are destroying clothes and causing rubs, youd think someone would start to realise something is wrong.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, textiles are shitlords! That's the problem!

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[–] fth8er 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The solution must be to ban all textiles.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's what they get for trying to squeeze into sizes too small for them. Idiots. I'm sure it's somehow the pants' fault.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

How about stop living in denial and get the right size?

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[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So.... I'm the asshole for not wearing rags that need hacked in a gas station bathroom? Kill yourself fatty.

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