[–] Circumlocutious 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
'if you go outside and have a clothing emergency'
No, if YOU go outside and have an 'emergency'. Not everyone else has rolls of overflowing lard. Knowing this ham she probably tried to squeeze herself into something far too tight for her anyway.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
For a fit person, it might get you a few smiles if your clothes rip in mildly embarrassing places. It's not that awful if you don't have to be so ashamed of your body that you have to hide it.
Happens a lot less, anyway, since you can fit between obstacles and don't put tension on your clothes just by wearing them.
[–] SilentMaster 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
I'm so thankful that I cannot relate to this post at all.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
How about stop living in denial and get the right size?
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
That's what they get for trying to squeeze into sizes too small for them. Idiots. I'm sure it's somehow the pants' fault.
[–] giggle_puppy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can't even believe this shit is real anymore... is it?
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It makes me feel like I'm in a dystopian novel, like a perpetual dream where things just get more surreal every day. Waiting at the pharmacy yesterday, it was an endless parade of hams, the customers were fat, the employees were fat, save a pharmacist, myself and the woman next to me with her child. She was speaking to the kid in Russian and I thought to myself what it must look like to her to see fat people literally everywhere. As if on cue, a fat woman and her 250lbs+ teenage daughter (with green streaks in her hair) waddled past.
[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I haven't visited the actual blog in ages, but based on screenshots here and elsewhere, it seems like quite a lot of recent posts are troll submissions. Of course, the funny part is that the mods there see nothing strange with them and publish everything.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, textiles are shitlords! That's the problem!
[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?
[–] Allimania 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Its all well lubricated by sweat and other fluids.
[–] tom908 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Aw fuck... here, have my upvoat.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why
[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
If they did, they would smell of fried bacon
[–] jmoney 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think burning flesh smells like bacon.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They are above such petty things as physics.