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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My thighs touch (and from personal experience will until I'm about 90lbs which is 14.53 bmi) but I've never had this problem before. Like pants (even shitty yoga pants from Target) don't just spontaneously rip at the seams unless you're really fucking fat and they've literally worn down the stitching.
[–] Snargle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fatties are so delusional that they do not understand basic physics (friction creates heat, bitches. You're not just rubbing the fabric away, you're putting that patch through a constant dryer cycle while you do so) and instead attribute the effects thereof to mystic forces beyond understanding or control.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wear muumuus and crocks until you are human enough for pants.
This includes fat men.
[–] giggle_puppy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can't even believe this shit is real anymore... is it?
[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I haven't visited the actual blog in ages, but based on screenshots here and elsewhere, it seems like quite a lot of recent posts are troll submissions. Of course, the funny part is that the mods there see nothing strange with them and publish everything.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It makes me feel like I'm in a dystopian novel, like a perpetual dream where things just get more surreal every day. Waiting at the pharmacy yesterday, it was an endless parade of hams, the customers were fat, the employees were fat, save a pharmacist, myself and the woman next to me with her child. She was speaking to the kid in Russian and I thought to myself what it must look like to her to see fat people literally everywhere. As if on cue, a fat woman and her 250lbs+ teenage daughter (with green streaks in her hair) waddled past.
[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So.... I'm the asshole for not wearing rags that need hacked in a gas station bathroom? Kill yourself fatty.
[–] ripfreespeech 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bwahahaha! I love how she talks about this like a) this happens to her every week ( I mean shit! She's even got a planned routine for when it happens) and b) like this is a regular problem for anyone who isn't thin. Jeeze even a ham should be able to pick some clothes that fit. Sweat pants if all else fails.