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[–] ripfreespeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bwahahaha! I love how she talks about this like a) this happens to her every week ( I mean shit! She's even got a planned routine for when it happens) and b) like this is a regular problem for anyone who isn't thin. Jeeze even a ham should be able to pick some clothes that fit. Sweat pants if all else fails.

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[–] Nyx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who is this bitch, Bruce Banner? Who rips their clothes every time they leave the house?

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[–] rudik 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Such a tough life this woman has had. You can feel the pain in her deep writing.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My thighs touch (and from personal experience will until I'm about 90lbs which is 14.53 bmi) but I've never had this problem before. Like pants (even shitty yoga pants from Target) don't just spontaneously rip at the seams unless you're really fucking fat and they've literally worn down the stitching.

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[–] Snargle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fatties are so delusional that they do not understand basic physics (friction creates heat, bitches. You're not just rubbing the fabric away, you're putting that patch through a constant dryer cycle while you do so) and instead attribute the effects thereof to mystic forces beyond understanding or control.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What the fuck.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wear muumuus and crocks until you are human enough for pants.

This includes fat men.

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[–] giggle_puppy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I can't even believe this shit is real anymore... is it?

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[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I haven't visited the actual blog in ages, but based on screenshots here and elsewhere, it seems like quite a lot of recent posts are troll submissions. Of course, the funny part is that the mods there see nothing strange with them and publish everything.

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[–] 1928018? ago  (edited ago)

Of course they don't see anything strange, what fattie hasn't had some piece of clothing rip on them in public at some time? Hard to tell from that perspective whether that's a troll, they read it and go "yeah, that happens sometimes".

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[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It makes me feel like I'm in a dystopian novel, like a perpetual dream where things just get more surreal every day. Waiting at the pharmacy yesterday, it was an endless parade of hams, the customers were fat, the employees were fat, save a pharmacist, myself and the woman next to me with her child. She was speaking to the kid in Russian and I thought to myself what it must look like to her to see fat people literally everywhere. As if on cue, a fat woman and her 250lbs+ teenage daughter (with green streaks in her hair) waddled past.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When I'm in situations like that I think I'm in some "What Would You Do" setup. The only thing that makes me not start looking around for the cameras is the fact that I don't live in America.

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[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So.... I'm the asshole for not wearing rags that need hacked in a gas station bathroom? Kill yourself fatty.

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