[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wear muumuus and crocks until you are human enough for pants.
This includes fat men.
[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So.... I'm the asshole for not wearing rags that need hacked in a gas station bathroom? Kill yourself fatty.
[–] ripfreespeech 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bwahahaha! I love how she talks about this like a) this happens to her every week ( I mean shit! She's even got a planned routine for when it happens) and b) like this is a regular problem for anyone who isn't thin. Jeeze even a ham should be able to pick some clothes that fit. Sweat pants if all else fails.
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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My thighs touch (and from personal experience will until I'm about 90lbs which is 14.53 bmi) but I've never had this problem before. Like pants (even shitty yoga pants from Target) don't just spontaneously rip at the seams unless you're really fucking fat and they've literally worn down the stitching.
[–] Snargle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fatties are so delusional that they do not understand basic physics (friction creates heat, bitches. You're not just rubbing the fabric away, you're putting that patch through a constant dryer cycle while you do so) and instead attribute the effects thereof to mystic forces beyond understanding or control.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've never ever heard a thin person say "my thighs just tore a hole in to my jeans let's go to the nearest clothing store so I can get new ones" because NORMAL SIZED PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.