[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
That's what they get for trying to squeeze into sizes too small for them. Idiots. I'm sure it's somehow the pants' fault.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, textiles are shitlords! That's the problem!
[–] SilentMaster 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
I'm so thankful that I cannot relate to this post at all.
[–] Circumlocutious 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
'if you go outside and have a clothing emergency'
No, if YOU go outside and have an 'emergency'. Not everyone else has rolls of overflowing lard. Knowing this ham she probably tried to squeeze herself into something far too tight for her anyway.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
For a fit person, it might get you a few smiles if your clothes rip in mildly embarrassing places. It's not that awful if you don't have to be so ashamed of your body that you have to hide it.
Happens a lot less, anyway, since you can fit between obstacles and don't put tension on your clothes just by wearing them.
[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They are above such petty things as physics.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
How about stop living in denial and get the right size?