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[–] Mr_Hands 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I guess itd be more trashy if he took it out of the garbage

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[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"..adjacent to refuse is refuse."

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

...how fucking trashy can you get?

Than grabbing fatty food out of a coworker's hand and gobbling it?

Off the cuff, you'd have to stoop to some sort of coprophiliac Port-A-Potty-diving to get close, but I'm a little squeamish to go into any real details.

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[–] HP48GX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have no way of knowing whether I've met a coprophiliac yet (and boy, am I glad...) but I have a suspicion that such a person would hold no self-delusions that what he does is somehow... not disgusting. They probably know it (and that is why they hide it) but can't hold their urges: they need it... but they try to remain self-respecting by keeping their shit private.

Coprophiliacs are more worthy persons that fatsos.

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Comparing literal shit-eaters to fats and making them shine in comparison?

...seriously, that's some top-decile shitlording there son. Well done.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'd let HR know about that. For all Lardo knew, you were just walking over TOWARDS the trash with no intention of actually THROWING IT AWAY. So it's pretty much like he stole food right out of your hands.

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[–] j095 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even though that's not what happened pretend it is.

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[–] caddy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"And he thinks I'm underweight anyway so I'm being oppressed!"

Fucking turn the tables on their fat asses.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

It's genetic!

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's not that they have no shame, it's that they have permanent shame. When the mere fact of your existence is shameful, a little more doesn't hurt.

It's like if you were forced to march down the street painted pink carrying a "I'm a paedophile" sign. If you fart, it doesn't really make it any worse.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary ago 

That's pretty much "licking the bottom of the bleachers in hopes of getting a drop of beer" stage. It's amazing that people in that state aren't considered mentally ill.

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[–] ionnus ago 

A grown man asking "Are you gonna finish that?" No one has said that to me since I was like 8...Sorry OP, 'it' could've been worse.

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[–] daan ago 

Fatties and cubicles? You need a better job.

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