[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Wow, this guy has dealt with real dirtbag women.
Since I am a nice girl, I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!
What an idiot.
[–] Swole_is_life 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
It's a common misconception that women like dicks. Women don't like dicks, women like balls. But dicks often have balls and women would much rather a man be both a dick and have balls than be a pussy.
The guy in the picture is not just a dick, he's a dick and a pussy with no balls, hence why women don't like him.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yup. I started hitting the gym and it was amazing how easy it was to get girls.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm missing out! Maybe it's because most buildings in my area have revolving doors? That must be it. There is literally no other explanation.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!
No, that would make you a slut in his eyes. You're only a nice girl if you sleep with him because he opened the door for you.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The logistics of sex with someone that size are vomit inducing.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yea... I think I'd rather drown in quicksand than suffocate under his folds with their god awful stench and sweat.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
"I'm sorry you can't accept me for who I am."
If she accepts you as a friend, that's who you are. Nothing more. It's YOU who has to accept who you are.
[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I totally accept him for who is is. Who he is just so happens to be a giant disgusting entitled cunt. I'm totally at peace with that, and with the distance I can maintain from it.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I firmly believe that people put themselves in the friend zone over 95% of the time. If you want someone badly enough, you'll better yourself for him/her, or you accept that they'll never see you in that way and move on with your life. If you feel entitled to someone, you bitch and moan like a little child.
[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Excuse me, m'gentlesir, but Where is Thine Codpiece?"
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"I'm sorry I pretended to be your friend when all I really wanted was sex"
-OR-
Don't judge! You'd probably only think of your penis too, if you could never see it.
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"I'm sorry"
You could have stopped right there.
[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Nah, man, piggies gotta get all passive aggressive. Can't state the obvious.