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[–] Deltamikeoscar ago 

Well, I'm sorry you're a fat fuck.

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[–] benderBenditt ago 

I am sorry that I no longer post here, I am sorry I am typing this message, I am sorry I keep typing, I am sorry I typed some more....man stfu, wanna be victim, self-righteous dick

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Attention fatties and pussy guys: Life is not a video game where if you accrue enough 'nice guy points' your crush automatically says she loves you and lets you fuck her in the ass. There is no amount of time you can spend as a doormat for a girl that will convince her to fuck you, sorry.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So if I help someone puke and clean up after themselves, they are supposed to sleep with me?

Hmm... so that's what my buddy was trying to do.

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[–] Motoroller 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why did you think so many people become janitors?

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[–] JStalin ago 

The only people I'll "accept for who they are" are people who always strive to be better. If "who you are" is bare minimum effort, lowest common denominator, then fuck yourself. I won't accept that.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Sex can wait until marriage".

Solid gold excuse as to why he doesn't get laid.

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[–] MidLepLegs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Anyone else want to see this pair up with this?

[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Xun_Tzu 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That's a trilby, not a fedora. Regardless wearing one while not in appropriate period clothing makes you an ass

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