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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Wow, this guy has dealt with real dirtbag women.

Since I am a nice girl, I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!

What an idiot.

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[–] Malek 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago  (edited ago)

The key is to be in shape and women will throw themselves even if you are an asshole.

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[–] Swole_is_life 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

It's a common misconception that women like dicks. Women don't like dicks, women like balls. But dicks often have balls and women would much rather a man be both a dick and have balls than be a pussy.

The guy in the picture is not just a dick, he's a dick and a pussy with no balls, hence why women don't like him.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup. I started hitting the gym and it was amazing how easy it was to get girls.

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[–] Jivatman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is ridiculously true. I've always been super socially awkward, when I was a bit chubby women would treat me as a creeper, now they act like they find it cute, lol. Feels essentially the same as the asshole thing you mentioned.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm missing out! Maybe it's because most buildings in my area have revolving doors? That must be it. There is literally no other explanation.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!

No, that would make you a slut in his eyes. You're only a nice girl if you sleep with him because he opened the door for you.

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[–] Chicity25 ago 

But he held her hair for her while she was too drunk to take care of herself so she owes him sex! You have to reward the white knight

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry you can't accept me for who I am."

If she accepts you as a friend, that's who you are. Nothing more. It's YOU who has to accept who you are.

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[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I totally accept him for who is is. Who he is just so happens to be a giant disgusting entitled cunt. I'm totally at peace with that, and with the distance I can maintain from it.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I firmly believe that people put themselves in the friend zone over 95% of the time. If you want someone badly enough, you'll better yourself for him/her, or you accept that they'll never see you in that way and move on with your life. If you feel entitled to someone, you bitch and moan like a little child.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry I pretended to be your friend when all I really wanted was sex"

-OR-

Don't judge! You'd probably only think of your penis too, if you could never see it.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry"

You could have stopped right there.

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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, man, piggies gotta get all passive aggressive. Can't state the obvious.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The logistics of sex with someone that size are vomit inducing.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yea... I think I'd rather drown in quicksand than suffocate under his folds with their god awful stench and sweat.

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[–] Xun_Tzu 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That's a trilby, not a fedora. Regardless wearing one while not in appropriate period clothing makes you an ass

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[–] VoatTown 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

m'condishuns

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Sex can wait until marriage".

Solid gold excuse as to why he doesn't get laid.

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