[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"I'm sorry I pretended to be your friend when all I really wanted was sex"
-OR-
Don't judge! You'd probably only think of your penis too, if you could never see it.
[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Excuse me, m'gentlesir, but Where is Thine Codpiece?"
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
"I'm sorry you can't accept me for who I am."
If she accepts you as a friend, that's who you are. Nothing more. It's YOU who has to accept who you are.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I firmly believe that people put themselves in the friend zone over 95% of the time. If you want someone badly enough, you'll better yourself for him/her, or you accept that they'll never see you in that way and move on with your life. If you feel entitled to someone, you bitch and moan like a little child.
[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I totally accept him for who is is. Who he is just so happens to be a giant disgusting entitled cunt. I'm totally at peace with that, and with the distance I can maintain from it.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The logistics of sex with someone that size are vomit inducing.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yea... I think I'd rather drown in quicksand than suffocate under his folds with their god awful stench and sweat.
[–] tenma 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a douche bag. I hope he dies a virgin.
[–] poodog 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
At that weight, he only has a few years left till your dreams come true