[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Excuse me, m'gentlesir, but Where is Thine Codpiece?"
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So if I help someone puke and clean up after themselves, they are supposed to sleep with me?
Hmm... so that's what my buddy was trying to do.
[–] Motoroller 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why did you think so many people become janitors?
[–] organicgangbang 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Attention fatties and pussy guys: Life is not a video game where if you accrue enough 'nice guy points' your crush automatically says she loves you and lets you fuck her in the ass. There is no amount of time you can spend as a doormat for a girl that will convince her to fuck you, sorry.
[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
what a faggot