[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Excuse me, m'gentlesir, but Where is Thine Codpiece?"
[–] FattyHater 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Sex can wait until marriage".
Solid gold excuse as to why he doesn't get laid.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The logistics of sex with someone that size are vomit inducing.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yea... I think I'd rather drown in quicksand than suffocate under his folds with their god awful stench and sweat.
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
"I'm sorry"
You could have stopped right there.
[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Nah, man, piggies gotta get all passive aggressive. Can't state the obvious.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"I'm sorry I pretended to be your friend when all I really wanted was sex"
-OR-
Don't judge! You'd probably only think of your penis too, if you could never see it.
[–] Raylan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We do accept it for what it is. It's just upset because reality doesn't match its delusions.