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[–] Raylan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We do accept it for what it is. It's just upset because reality doesn't match its delusions.

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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm waiting for the part where if you do decide to sleep with him you'll spend half an hour looking for his dick under the fupa.

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[–] iamlookingatthegrill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Excuse me, m'gentlesir, but Where is Thine Codpiece?"

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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

*Fat tipping intensifies

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Sex can wait until marriage".

Solid gold excuse as to why he doesn't get laid.

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[–] tenma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a douche bag. I hope he dies a virgin.

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[–] poodog 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At that weight, he only has a few years left till your dreams come true

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[–] VoatTown 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

m'condishuns

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The logistics of sex with someone that size are vomit inducing.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yea... I think I'd rather drown in quicksand than suffocate under his folds with their god awful stench and sweat.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry"

You could have stopped right there.

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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, man, piggies gotta get all passive aggressive. Can't state the obvious.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry I pretended to be your friend when all I really wanted was sex"

-OR-

Don't judge! You'd probably only think of your penis too, if you could never see it.

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