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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Wow, this guy has dealt with real dirtbag women.

Since I am a nice girl, I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!

What an idiot.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I automatically sleep with anyone who has opened a door for me!

No, that would make you a slut in his eyes. You're only a nice girl if you sleep with him because he opened the door for you.

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[–] Chicity25 ago 

But he held her hair for her while she was too drunk to take care of herself so she owes him sex! You have to reward the white knight

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm missing out! Maybe it's because most buildings in my area have revolving doors? That must be it. There is literally no other explanation.

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[–] Malek 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago  (edited ago)

The key is to be in shape and women will throw themselves even if you are an asshole.

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[–] Jivatman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is ridiculously true. I've always been super socially awkward, when I was a bit chubby women would treat me as a creeper, now they act like they find it cute, lol. Feels essentially the same as the asshole thing you mentioned.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup. I started hitting the gym and it was amazing how easy it was to get girls.

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[–] Swole_is_life 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

It's a common misconception that women like dicks. Women don't like dicks, women like balls. But dicks often have balls and women would much rather a man be both a dick and have balls than be a pussy.

The guy in the picture is not just a dick, he's a dick and a pussy with no balls, hence why women don't like him.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry"

You could have stopped right there.

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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, man, piggies gotta get all passive aggressive. Can't state the obvious.