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[–] reeperpill 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hope none of the new mods are filthy Haskell zealots trying to push their agenda on unsuspecting Visual Basic programmers. That would be reason enough to fork(2) this sub.

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[–] Craftkorb [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I tried to use Haskell in ruby, but then I accidently monkey patched it instead. My now automatic pluralizing string is capable of calculating the force needed to fly to the moon and back by a perfectly intuitive grammar.

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[–] mwolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haskell is for plebians. Both Haskell and C++ are designed by committee. Haskell and C++ now have lambdas, and lambda's look like triangles, therefore illuminati.

The only way to get anything done is in an Arch Linux or Gentoo environment using C, implementing all your data structures by hand and using triple indirection :)

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[–] Xenoprimate [M] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'll endofunctor your monoids in a minute if you're not careful ;)

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[–] Sylos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haskell 4 lyfe. Down with VB. But Seriously. I've never used Haskell and only hello world'd VB

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[–] Xenoprimate [M] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

'Lo everyone. I can only speak for myself but I'm only here to tag posts correctly, remove spam, and help keep stuff on topic. I do of course have my own opinions relating to "SJW drama" and all sorts of stuff but I'm not here to censor anything, just keep the sub running. Peace! :)

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[–] poisonthemonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Congratulations, and good luck on having an easy job ;)

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[–] President-Sanders 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

No, fuck off with all this pointless fucking vainglory.

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[–] Craftkorb [S, M] ago 

Due to our transparency and no-censorship policies, your comment is here to stay for others to see. Enjoy.

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[–] President-Sanders 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I for one welcome our new moderator overlords.

*tries not to sweat*. *you need me to do it again?*.

That's all well and good, but to quote Chris Rock:

Tired tired tired of moderators. You know the worst thing about moderators? Moderators will brag about shit you're supposed to do: "I don't randomly delete other people's shit", "I think other's have a right to express themselves". You're SUPPOSED to motherfucker. What you want, a cookie? You're not supposed to delete people's shit, you low IQ motherfucker.

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[–] President-Sanders ago 

(but yeah, cool cool cool!)