[–] TheRightOne 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Too bad he lived. Sorry for that spoiler
[–] lystmord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well, but he wasn't in it.
It's true, they smile and laugh hysterically at death and murder...but let's be fair, not this time. They laughed at a hunk of junk being flung a foot off a ramp and crashing to the ground. Probably after he spent weeks talking up how THIS time, it was going to fly.
[–] SirHulkHogan 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
His 13th attempt? The wright brothers had over 700 flights with thier 3rd attempt that they planned and built from scratch. This nigger has all the free information on how to build one and still fucks it up lol
[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
thats a good point. If we let this guy breed with the smartest sheboon, in 20,000 years they might be able to invent the wheel or something.
[–] SirHulkHogan 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Clearly not an engineer, the landing gear fell apart after touching the ramp lol. The wright bros built a plane out of fucking wood a century ago by themselves and this nigger can't even use free information from the Internet to build one?
Equal my arse.
[–] dogdogs112 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
/sigh.... I really don't even know where to start with this. So, on that note, I'll just say thank you for the laughs. =D
[–] GermanicJedi 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This isn't an inventor trying to build an aircraft, this is an expression of cargo cultism. He has no understanding of what an aircraft is but he can identify it's parts. The basics of aerodynamics are available in books, online, or via word of mouth by having an educational discussion with a pilot. If there are no libraries available to him then he could ask a foreigner of a religious mission trip to aquire and provide him with documents related to aerodynamics, in fact, they would be ecstatic to have someone approach them about learning something.
The frame is welded steel which means he or someone else knows how to weld, yet somehow this welder seemingly knows nothing about aluminum and it's aircraft grade variety and why it is called such.
[–] DinduNuffinNohow 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's enough info on line to build your own remote controlled fucking drone with video telemetry if you want to. For fuck's sake.
Hell you can get plans for a glider or ultralight and make the fucking thing from fiberglass and resin.
Ya don't even have to understand the physics initially. "here, make this fucking shape, that makes it go up"
[–] BrodoSwaggins_ 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
His planes might be shit, but at least he's doing something productive in a third world country. He's not blaming whites for his plane crashing, he didn't get mad and choke a toddler, so I don't consider him a nigger or anything like that, he's just a guy with a hobby and he happens to really suck at that hobby. He seriously needs to have straight wings (his wings are fixed at a slanted angle, which means if he does fly he'll just do a backflip and crash), bigger engine, and safety gear.
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[–] SirHulkHogan 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Not even an exaggeration, seconds? It was more of a brief moment of the speeding mass rolling off a ramp lol
[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yeah i came back to say that basically. "A few glorious seconds?!" no bitch not even one! that thing broke the second it hit the ramp. most of those niggers there could literally jump higher and hang longer than that shit lol
at least hes smart enough to not stay in the "plane" when it attempts take off. Also i had an engine on my bike that was the same power as that thing. And by bike i mean bicycle not motorcycle. google motorized bicycle, they're alot of fun and very practical.