[–] Foul_Knave ago (edited ago)
300.
It would be 99% battles and 1% credits.
Fuck politics in my movie about oiled mostly naked MEN
[–] Wedhro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
V for Vendetta.
It completely destroyed the main theme of the story, that was about Anarchy; it humanized, and therefore vilified the heroic main character while giving more space to the secondary character; it completely ignored the post WWII London setting changing it into a lame Bush administration parody; and it definitely dumbed it down.
I love the graphic novel. This movie had nothing to do with it.
But let's assume you don't care for the original. How god is it as a movie in itself? It all revolves around the final scene: masks get delivered at people's homes, then they get in the streets in a peaceful demonstration and... they win. I mean, what?
[–] Wrongthink-Factory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The Room, since it would be the one of the only movies I would be able to remake without showing my complete lack of talent and knowledge in anything movie related.
[–] Nipsuffern ago (edited ago)
Any of the spiderman movies. I didn't really enjoy any of them even though spidey is my favorite super hero. I would add a more gothic twist on them, similar to the dark night. Spiders are creepy, crawly, and live in the shadows. Spiderman has a sense of humor, but we need to see a darker side to him than just this http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/39115/TobeyMaguire.jpg