[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 5.3 years ago
[–] Alpacalypse 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.3 years ago
The atoms of the little bits of Helen Keller's diarrhea that sprayed over the edge of her chamber pot could have done better.
[–] HowAboutShutUp 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 5.3 years ago
Okay, I can't readily think of a good one to top that. I think you win.
[–] Alpacalypse ago
The atoms of the little bits of Helen Keller's diarrhea that sprayed over the edge of her chamber pot could have done better.