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[–] Alpacalypse ago 

The atoms of the little bits of Helen Keller's diarrhea that sprayed over the edge of her chamber pot could have done better.

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[–] HowAboutShutUp ago 

Okay, I can't readily think of a good one to top that. I think you win.