Unfortunately, most of these hams reproduce before they die of obesity-related illnesses, and pass on their disgusting eating habits to their offspring.
We need to start a shitlord/shitlady breeding program.
Many if not most hams rely on food stamps to finance their massive food consumption. I recall Singapore instituted a program that allowed people to get money in exchange for getting a vasectomy or their tubes tied instead of a welfare state, and that may be a reason for their very low obesity rate.
Eugenics always leads to problems if there's not an objective measurement standard. Thankfully, body fat percentage is very easy to measure and fairly uncontroversial. This could work.
Well, they do have trouble both with fertility and simply having sex as it's pretty hard for two hamplanets to get tab A into slot B.
Then you also see them not really taking care of their kids. Every time I see a kid running around near a road or other place that is not good for a kid to be running around, the parent is a ham. Most often clutching a beetus drink of some sort.
It is also very much like an STD. You pretty rarely see a couple where one is fat and the other not turn into two normals. Much, much more often the normal one turns into a ham.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Unfortunately, most of these hams reproduce before they die of obesity-related illnesses, and pass on their disgusting eating habits to their offspring.
We need to start a shitlord/shitlady breeding program.
[–] CatGoblin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Many if not most hams rely on food stamps to finance their massive food consumption. I recall Singapore instituted a program that allowed people to get money in exchange for getting a vasectomy or their tubes tied instead of a welfare state, and that may be a reason for their very low obesity rate.
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm all for eugenics if there's no racial element.
[–] eyeballfrog 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eugenics always leads to problems if there's not an objective measurement standard. Thankfully, body fat percentage is very easy to measure and fairly uncontroversial. This could work.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, they do have trouble both with fertility and simply having sex as it's pretty hard for two hamplanets to get tab A into slot B.
Then you also see them not really taking care of their kids. Every time I see a kid running around near a road or other place that is not good for a kid to be running around, the parent is a ham. Most often clutching a beetus drink of some sort.
It is also very much like an STD. You pretty rarely see a couple where one is fat and the other not turn into two normals. Much, much more often the normal one turns into a ham.