[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

More like:

can i cut some of your hair off to plug this hole in my muffler

[–] kammmmak ago 

Because it isn't.

[–] MoteMoteKek11 ago 

Why would she want to touch her Pube hair?

[–] erivesmoi ago 

i think her weave may acquire special powers today though

[–] watts2db ago 

lol Im like what?

[–] kishind 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What, that niggers have hair? They don't. It's wool.

That's why they weave the hair of chinese people into their wool, to imitate humans.