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[–] Yo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why does Zeus hate America?

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[–] ShampocalypseWOW ago 

Because we're a threat.

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[–] hyperoperation 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Tesla_Trooper_(Red_Alert_2)  

  Shock Trooper Reporting

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[–] Betterkatethannever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

From the article

A quick glance at local Florida news reports turns up plenty of examples. This month, lightning strikes were blamed for at least two house fires and a grass fire, and killed one man in the south of the state — all in a single day. Last month, lightning struck three people on a beach, was blamed in reports for at least two house fires, injured a teen standing on a roof and knocked out the scoreboard at a baseball field.

Maybe god is trying to tell the state of Florida something.

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[–] YaManicKill 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Shocking.

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[–] Lucifer_L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Time to buy some lottery tickets!

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[–] machina70 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bonus points.

They were doing lightning safety training. I'm betting their course feedback will be scathing!

LOL They should get tshirts made that say "I attended Lightning safety training 1 week too late"

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[–] ShampocalypseWOW ago 

They were probably on the part of the course that teaches you what not to do in a lightning storm.

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[–] ImReallyHighBut ago 

It was terrorists.

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[–] Lucifer_L ago 

War on lightning - we're going to fire steel rods at the sky when it gets stormy to make the lightning stop.