[–] HulkScrotum 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Brother, it sounds like you need dementia and a trap. That way when you look over at her and say "can I see your dick" he flops it out and you're like "ooohhh nice". Then ten minutes later you forgot everything and just look over and see trap, or woman, rather, that you love. I should be a life coach, man.

[–] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Traps are gay and so is anyone who fucks them.

[–] ThisIsMyRealName 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

You could just be a cuck. Find that partner, and then just lend her out when you want to see dicks.