[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ewwww I can see its teat hanging at the bottom of its pendulous udder

[–] NoSJW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The big smiles of these fatties have to be forced. No human being could be elated to be in this compromised condition. It's not possible. I would be in utter despair.

[–] WilhelmVonDoobiest 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Out of frame behind the cameraman is a XXXXL pizza on a 3 foot wide silver platter, steaming slightly and the aromas are triggering the creatures pleasure centers in the brain.

[–] Weakfiend 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah but they don’t have the self awareness you do

[–] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

*Cereal killer

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

First time I've seen yoga pants shred, they're not indestructible after all!

[–] grumpywashingtonian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Charming.

Mrs King Kong found human clothing.

Unfortunately it is nowhere near close.