[–] binrobinro ago 

Portland practically invites them there.

[–] Backlot ago 

Lefturds have lived there for a long time.

[–] Bitpad ago 

My guess is that its radiation from Hanford coming down the columbia, the Soy they eat and lack of sun.

[–] Pbm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I went to Powell books. Bought a book. Girl asked if I wanted a bag. I said yes. She placed my new book in a paper bag. I asked "you don't have a plastic bag"? She replied with a very snooty attitude "we don't have plastic bags" so I asked " how am I supposed to kill the sea turtles? You want me to go to the beach and strangle them one by one!?!?" Look of horror on her face was priceless I was sure she was about to call security. People in Portland are humorless self-important narcissists.. but they are endless fun to fuck with. I highly recommend it.

[–] Monkeyshinerbot3000 ago 

The key to ending this little game the Jooz play is..... remove them.

[–] twintie-seiven ago 

I like turtles but I never thought I was one.

[–] potemkin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My theory is that they live in one of the most beautiful places I. The world. So everything else is uglier. Therefore they feel subliminal guilt.

[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

California people have been moving there quite a bit for a couple decades and the retardation spread.

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