[–] DANKINGDORAT 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They're ugly mutants. They don't look or act like pretty people.
[–] Pbm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I went to Powell books. Bought a book. Girl asked if I wanted a bag. I said yes. She placed my new book in a paper bag. I asked "you don't have a plastic bag"? She replied with a very snooty attitude "we don't have plastic bags" so I asked " how am I supposed to kill the sea turtles? You want me to go to the beach and strangle them one by one!?!?" Look of horror on her face was priceless I was sure she was about to call security. People in Portland are humorless self-important narcissists.. but they are endless fun to fuck with. I highly recommend it.
[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
California people have been moving there quite a bit for a couple decades and the retardation spread.
[–] scoobatron 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Demoralized and disarmed coastal cities are much easier to invade
[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They wore like turtle shells on their back.
Do you meant ninja turtle backpacks?
[–] BillHrny 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They have probably been spiking the weed.