[–] Jefferson1776 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I want to believe this, but I could reallly use a better source

[–] PhilKDick 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Confucious say to impatient wife, "erection not over yet!"

[–] 2Smedleys_butler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thought this was TheGook

[–] Fat_is_healthy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If the south rises again I'll shit myself. Zog or not.

[–] Monkstar1 ago 

To be fair, the South 'tried' to rise the first time. But, I agree, I'd probably go down there if I had to choose.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And just to point out, the majority of those form a contiguous region if SCOTUS turns them down and they decide to secede.

[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll take it. We've got ports, military bases, and probably more guns than the rest of the country. Not to mention a fair number of northern states will say "leave me out of it" if it comes to civil war. More likely "how do we go with them?"

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We have Ohio Valley chemical plants and chemical engineers. We would gas the everloving fuck out anyone

[–] lanre 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Some Southern senators back in the day did a good job of shifting military bases to the South. Good foresight.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If a land connection can be made via Utah or Colorado, I can see Idaho, Montana, Wyoming and South Dakota joining in.

[–] LarryWhiteContrary 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hail Ms!!

[–] the_illusive_man 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

SEC! SEC! SEC!

And South Dakota

[–] Nekketsu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wouldn't be surprised if Tennessee doesn't join in, they're hillbilly LARPers

[–] lepersbell 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

fite me irl

Seriously, though, we'll just follow along because we won't be shown up by Kentucky.

But our republicuck governor is probably in bed already so we won't hear anything until tomorrow.

[–] enoughreddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Compelling

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