[–] Yoooooooosh 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

These are great, I ask these questions all the time and always get the same deer in the headlights look. Another one I like is "for such a potent virus that spreads just by breathing, you'd think you could just spit into a test tube or something rather than need a qtip shoved up your nasal cavity huh?" Far too many people are flabbergasted by common sense and it disappoints me.

[–] clubberlang ago 

How else are they supposed to get the aborted baby penis skin in your nose without the swab?

[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Neighbor lady had no symptoms but was told to take a test. They shove a swab up her nose and three days later she has symptoms. Everyone in her department took the test and most are now sick and at home. She's pissed off because she suspects the health workers infected her somehow.

[–] Ma_ma_my_corona ago 

Bingo

[–] angelCole 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And she's probably right.

[–] Qfanz 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

George Orwell could tell you. Animal Farm is a masterpiece. So glad my English teacher made it the focus of our final year.

[–] Qfanz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lol baaaa baaaa is the new language of sheeple.

[–] Hulagirl 1 point 59 points (+60|-1) ago 

I wish I could up vote this a million times!

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ask Eric (((Coomer))) for help

[–] Joys1Daughter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Me, too! Well done@PixieJean!👏

[–] EricKaliberhall 0 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago 

If you're a democrat you probably can...

[–] Gitmo-or-Bust 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Vote early and often they say!!!

[–] Cheetah1964 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Especially if you're dead.

[–] langoma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Great comeback!!

[–] clubberlang 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I just found 300,000 more upvotes!!Republicans leave while I check to see if they are valid.

[–] Annie99 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

For the left and those captured by fear there is no logical thought going on at all. Seeing it everywhere to the point where it feels like you're living in an alternative universe and it's only going to get worse I'm afraid.

[–] PeggyGilmour 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Circular reasoning except for the idea that whatever normal people do is terribly wrong.

[–] Hispeedtim2876 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

by Thomas Paine. The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.

[–] clubberlang ago 

Oyyyyy veyyyyy!!! Burn that antisemitism!!!

[–] Annie99 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How true.

[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Common sense is so uncommon, it should be considered a super power...

[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks for stealing my line.

[–] dontmindthemess ago 

My buddy used to say it at work all the time.

[–] mhyde1 ago 

I'm gonna steal it too!

[–] AngelofDeath 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If I did wear a mask, it'd be this type ...

https://files.catbox.moe/6fwm77.jpg

[–] angelCole ago 

😬😂😂😁👊