[–] robot7247 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

u/PixieJean, those one way arrows in the market keep you safe because a virus can only go in one direction. If you try going down the wrong way it will immediately mutate into a bi-directional virus and kill everyone already in the aisle. Be responsible, only go in one direction at the market.

[–] PixieJean [S] ago 

Well then I am not at all safe because I “always” go against the arrow.

[–] Ma_ma_my_corona 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I make it a point to go whatever direction i want while shopping without a mask. Its funny when the morons duck for cover when you pass them.

[–] robot7247 ago  (edited ago)

[–] DebGS54 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have to copy, paste and share!

[–] TXWYNMTX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Me at store standing in line with MD forced mask (or they shut down the store).

Cashier: can you please stand back 6 feet away from person in front

Me: why?

Cashier: to protect them from coronavirus

Me: but I’m wearing a mask. It’s 6 feet away unless I can’t be 6 feet away and then wear a mask

Cashier: blank stare

Me: besides I have no symptoms meaning I don’t have an infection meaning no virus to spread anyway. And since I take HCQ even if someone near me was infected, the HCQ and the Zn would kill it

Cashier: next

[–] RURAL-TROOPER 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We are living in the movie Idiocracy.

[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Common sense are for those that don’t watch the media. You know, cause media knows best for the simple ones out there.

[–] Lynnwiod 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need to add the one about CA’s Gov Newsom’s 10:00 pm curfew. Is the virus more contagious after 10:00 pm?

[–] Ma_ma_my_corona 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

After 12 pm it is very deadly.

[–] Awokcanuck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We had to go shopping today. As we were at the grocery store I said today to my wife " It's like I'm at a tea party with our 5 year old granddaughter. I don't believe there is any tea in the cup, the question is does she?

[–] Pooh_on_a_Jew 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's how the Jew operates. Left becomes Up and Lies become History. Its how their subversion tactics have always worked, and why we always kick them out. Let the Jew stay in long enough, and you'll eventually be calling kids murderers for wanting to socialize, but faggots heroes for public orgies.

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