[–] quidproquo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

God forbid if one passes gas and another were to smell it

[–] ketoll 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You, sir, have put into words every frustration I have encountered day after day after day. Thank you, and bless you. It feels like the morons and leftists, the least qualified, have taken over all aspects of directing society.

[–] QCrumbCatcher 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Stop thinking about this and just wear your face diaper, comrade.

[–] PixieJean [S] ago 

I do, I wear my mask on my wrist so everyone is safe.

[–] zaqu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

surprisingly a lot of people do know as well but everyone silently agrees that it may seem stupid but nobody want to deal with health inspectors and management , it’s the lines , just repeat the lines , work the job ,focus on the future , people being this fucking stupid is almost over sure there will be something else but it won’t affect our work and our pgrogress

[–] robot7247 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

u/PixieJean, those one way arrows in the market keep you safe because a virus can only go in one direction. If you try going down the wrong way it will immediately mutate into a bi-directional virus and kill everyone already in the aisle. Be responsible, only go in one direction at the market.

[–] PixieJean [S] ago 

Well then I am not at all safe because I “always” go against the arrow.

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[–] Ma_ma_my_corona 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I make it a point to go whatever direction i want while shopping without a mask. Its funny when the morons duck for cover when you pass them.

[–] DebGS54 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have to copy, paste and share!

[–] TXWYNMTX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Me at store standing in line with MD forced mask (or they shut down the store).

Cashier: can you please stand back 6 feet away from person in front

Me: why?

Cashier: to protect them from coronavirus

Me: but I’m wearing a mask. It’s 6 feet away unless I can’t be 6 feet away and then wear a mask

Cashier: blank stare

Me: besides I have no symptoms meaning I don’t have an infection meaning no virus to spread anyway. And since I take HCQ even if someone near me was infected, the HCQ and the Zn would kill it

Cashier: next

[–] RURAL-TROOPER 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We are living in the movie Idiocracy.

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