[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If it could have only move it's chin down to sip the first bit it wouldn't have been a problem.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can't get a job better than Uber, but owns a $90K Mercedes. They wonder why they can't get ahead in life. How about eating in the restaurant rather than risking the leather in your car if it's so important and since you're obviously always eating takeaway? It's the same short term decision making everywhere. Can you imagine getting in an Uber with this giant blob and his Merc smells of weeks of Maccas cardboard?
[–] Ghostman_Loon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's not over-filled sir. Sir, it's not over-filled. FFS! STOP SQUEEZING THE CUP FATTY!
[–] mayomonster29 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It’s confused, low sugars and all; it meant it weighs the same as a G-Class
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Their outward appearance is a physical manifestation of their inner nature.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He's eaten himself out of any facsimile of a human being yet he worries about his over-filled, Super-Size me, 60-oz crap drink spilling because he couldn't wait two seconds to start guzzling it? Those Mercedes seats will around long after he drops dead of a heart attack.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is America, folks.
Also
I'm in stitches here, and calling bullshit. Anything this monstrous has an equally monstrous wife. There's no fuckin' way two of these whales would fit in a Mercedes of any cost. This couple is Ford 450XL farm truck territory.
I actually went to Whataburger last week, it's my fast-food cheat meal go to. I bought a meal and ate it and was nice to the people that served me and there were no problems.It's nice being human.
[–] rompele 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And I bet you didn’t spill your drink all over your car seat due to gluttony and being a gargantuan mass! It is nice being human.