[–] 26672808? 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Cool story grandma

[–] 26677273? ago 

Behold the send:

Return To Sender

[–] 26676690? ago 

lol, humans are actually psychic tho....

[–] 26676988? [S] ago 

Dude. I have had several prophetic dreams but they were all useless and stupid. I was sleeping on the couch at a female friend's house and had a psychedelic dream about the Simpson's movie before they ever announced the movie, and in my dream I was inside Homer's mouth while he was chewing up food and watched it spiral down his throat. I told her about the dream. Shortly after that the movie was announced and we both went together to see it and there was a scene in the movie where the camera was in Homer's mouth showing him chew up food and swallow it. I was blown away and she was shocked. What a retarded prophecy. Also, before the last debate between Trump and Biden I told my mom and my wife that Abraham Lincoln would show up at the debate on Regeneron and Biden called Trump Abraham Lincoln.

I wish I could have a premonition about lottery numbers or something.

[–] 26677057? ago 

haha, keep paying attention, you will get some use out of your powers someday.

[–] 26674491? ago 

Opposites day!

[–] 26674408? ago 

I hate to hear "...you NEED ..." I NEED to have people stop saying that. If I NEED something, I'll get it myself.

[–] 26674212? ago 

I am directing the magical forces, given to me by God, in someone's direction when I send love. You got a problem with that mooch?

[–] 26673323? ago 

add "fetch" to the list

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